WALMART SUCKS SOULS FOR THANKSGIVING -- NO HOLIDAY PAY, JUST 10% OFF
In a move that should shock no one, WalMart -- owned by one of the richest, crappiest families in America -- is doing nearly the shittiest thing possible for its workers for Thanksgiving. No time-and-a-half for people working the day, not closing like many other large retail chains, and just giving workers a Scroogey 10% off coupon for anything they buy that day or the next.
BIDEN STILL BORING, STILL LEADING, STILL OLD AF, BUTTIGIEG COMING UP
The WalMart Democratic candidate is still supposedly leading in CNN polls at 28%, with Mayor Pete (11%) coming up behind Sanders (17%) and Warren (14%). Don't forget to vote for Jill Stein to make sure Trump gets reelected.
RACISM STILL LEADS POLL FOR PUERTO RICO HURRICANE AID
Looks like Puerto Rico is still getting pulled over for minor offenses and given severe punishments for not being white. FEMA's money distribution to the island uh, colony, is far, far less than that given to mainland (read: white) states in similar or less need.
MORE PROOF THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX: HUGE NEAR-RECORD STORMS TO BATTER ALL OVER FOR THANKSGIVING
Thank the lord and pass the peas that climate change is a Chinese hoax to destroy our economy, because otherwise we might have unseasonably huge storms coming up on Thanksgiving weekend.
RUDY GUILIANI FINALLY GETS SOME ACTION, I MEAN FUCKED A LITTLE
Apparently Donald didn't know Rudy was up to anything in Ukraine, and pleads innocent of any knowledge of anything whatsoever, especially anything that requires brain cells or knowing what the fuck your personal attorney was up to around the world at your bidding.