We know you love your family children country SUV neighbor's wife gun and your family children country SUV neighbor's wife gun . We know you share the same concerns as all decent god-fearing white Republican good commie-hating hard-working Christian Clinton-hating and decent god-fearing white Republican good commie-hating hard-working Christian Clinton-hating Americans. You want to be safe, secure, and happy goddam filthy rich and left alone to watch your big screen out shooting terrorists watching the war on TV far away from welfare cheats just like the rest of us. You will support anything we tell you to should be watching TV think Tom Daschle is an obstructionist commie hate Clinton are a good American and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is the only way to make our country secure just like we were in the 1950s, when Cheney was a pup, is a great way for us to keep our friends at Raytheon rich and fat, is the only goddamn way we know how to think, helps us keep everyone in their place, is a just war, a good war, a true war, keeps you too distracted to see us taking away all the rights you've gotten since 1921, is a perfect excuse to bomb the hell out of Saddam the right way, finally, or anyone else we don't like, is a necessary evil to eradicate a greater evil, for the good of all good people everywhere, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a good American righteous and true a Christian, God-fearing, white man a mindless idiot a sheep easily distracted .

The only way out of this situation is to cut taxes keep up the war on terror indefinitely bomb Iraq, then Somalia, then Tom Daschle, impeach Clinton again shoot us up some brown people give more money to our pals at Lockheed bail out the Savings and Loans again so that businesses can create new jobs for hardworking Americans white men working men and women nobody, really, but it sure sounds good .

But the Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to professional welfare families lazy pregnant crack addict mothers drug-addicted lesbian prostitutes on welfare with six children their spoiled, immoral children dirty Mexicans the Jews their marijuana dealers pathetic and lazy, ungrateful third-world nations full of people who should be sewing sneakers for us people who live in luxury from hundreds of welfare and unemployment accounts people who need it insead of keeping it in your pocket putting it in our pockets giving it to Enron the military using it to bomb Iraq making kickbacks to GE's inner circle where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and love your country instead of a commie bastard and hate homos like we do and think Darwin worshipped Satan and know that education is BAD who hates Clinton and his bitch lesbian wife and don't want to give comfort and aid to the enemy, tax-and-spend commie pinko radical left Clinton-loving bleeding heart stupid idiot Christ-killing Satan worshipping, hippy, tree-hugging freedom-hating you'll help us cut taxes for big business co-opt progressive language so we don't sound so Neanderthal kill queers and commies here and abroad put Clinton in prison repeal corporate taxes retroactive to 1951 fight for the right of the white man send America-haters back where they came from to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe..

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be taxed to death overrun by the damn Japanese again bombed by godless brown turbanheads the laughingstock of the world a moral septic tank buried in the corpses of murdered fetuses sent to hell in a handbasket by that bastard Clinton , put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are like you white like you white Christians like you white, God-fearing Christians like you nothing like that bastard Clinton , who look like you look white like you look like white Christians like you look like white, God-fearing Christians like you look nothing like that bastard Clinton , and who want to give you jobs the shaft a load of crap to get your vote guns high cholesterol high-interest credit cards and a missile shield trillions of dollars of debt just like the 'ol gipper, God bless him a foreign policy that provokes violence the blood of Iraqi children as many guns and bullets as you can buy instead of feeding illegal job-stealing Mexican Arab African Haitian Russian Chinese Furrin' weird-lookin' immigrants who rob kill rape steal jobs from steal food from the mouths of immolate make too much sense to confuse are smarter than work harder than you or your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote Republican for Newt Gingrich again against that bastard Clinton and all he stood for to impeach Clinton again...so what if he's out of office! to repeal the Constitution for ZERO TAXES to nuke France and all their socialist commie friends the way I told you, you little pansy, in the 2002 election!

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