Understanding that the Terror Alert System may be frightening or confusing for children (and adults), DMY columnist Paul Chasman offers Tom Ridge the simplified and user-friendly
"Smiley Alert System."

Tom Ridge
Director of Homeland Security
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Dear Mr. Ridge,

I hope you catch Bin Laden soon because I'm not sleeping well these days. Probably none of us are. I know Attorney General Ashcroft isn't. He's got deep circles under his eyes—he looks terrible. I suggested that he take a vacation, but maybe you ought to tell him—he might listen to you more than he would to me.

Anyway, the reason I'm writing is I don't think this color coded Advisory System is working. Everybody I talk to is confused. We don't know what to do different if it's yellow or orange, or just how prepared we should be during each color. Also, you probably forgot that a lot of people are color-blind, and not only that, different people see colors differently. My wife and I, for instance, we're always arguing over what's blue and what's green. (I don't mean fighting—we usually don't get in fist fights about it, we just have a difference of opinion, that's all.)

Anyway, I have a system that I think would work much better. You could have faces that would show the different alert levels. Everybody can relate to facial expressions—that would tell us so much more than colors.

Here's the idea. What do you think?

Carl Estrada
P.O. Box 97
Waldport, OR 97394

 


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