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At a press conference this morning, Ari Fleischer confirmed that the Saudi Arabian car bombing of May 13th was the work a rogue political group known as the "American Democratic Party." The extremist group is long despised for its criticism of tax cuts for the richest Americans, radical insistence on what they call "real corporate reform," "regulations," and what Fleischer describes as a sinister demand of something called "Congressional Oversight" for entities like the FCC and the "Executive Branch." Top Republican strategist, Karl Rove agreed, barely able to contain his rage. "This has all the fingerprints of the Democratic Leadership Committee and their minions," he spat. "And no doubt, the President will smoke them out of their holes and bring justice to these anti-American dissidents. You can bet your sister on that!" Their guerilla tactics can be seen in numerous incidents of late, highlighted on Fox News, including the walkout of Democratic Representatives in Texas, the failure of leading Democrats to agree wholeheartedly with the administration's agenda, failing to support the Commander-in-Chief's plans, voting against legislation backed by the President, failing to agree with the President's agenda 100%, trying to defeat his plans, not supporting the President, not agreeing with the administration's agenda, criticizing the President's actions, voting against the legislation the President approves of, supporting other agendas than the President's, and not being on the same side as the President on important issues of patriotism. "The President needs the support of all hardworking Americans to prepare for the next segment of the War On Terror," continued Fleischer. "The administration is engaged in a long-term strategy against these terrorists that will culminate in November, 2004. The hard work of all loyal Americans will make sure we will be victorious in our battle against the great Satan…um, er, I mean... um, the Matrix of Evil known as the DNC." Strangely, before leaving the podium, Fleischer extended
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