| Bill
Bohannon DMY Columnist |
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| DMY Columnists List |
| Live Free Or
Die Changing the face of New Hampshire, one natural monuent at a time 1-26-04 |
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| MARS! We're going to MARS! MARS! MARS! 1-10-04 |
Wastin Away
in Guantanamo Bay with apologies to Jimmy Buffett 1-4-04 |
Joy to the World! 12-19-03 |
A Funny
Thing Happened on My Way to Persia Saga Parts I-IV 12-10-03 through 3-30-04 |
| Hymn of
Thanksgiving Amen. 11-23-03 |
The Dear
Hunters Bambi and Britney and Stars and Stripes 11-20-03 |
Quoth the Ashcrow, "Nevermore" "I pondered why this nasty creature, Had a face like some old preacher, Come from hell's dark depths once more..." |
The Half-Billion
Dollar Ripoff Speaks for itself 11-13-03 |
| If You Have ANY
of These Symptoms, See A Doctor! Top Ten Signs You May Be Suffering from STSBS (Severe Texas Shit-for-Brains Syndrome) 11-5-03 |
Dear Gabby DMY's own advice column for the politically and culturally concerned 10-21-03 |
Mary Lou Goes
to Church The ongoing adventures of Mary Lou 10-15-03 |
Brooklyn, Iraq Didn't you always suspect the Bridge was somewhere over there? Bush confirms it. 9-29-03 |
| Oz,
South of France The perfect place to retreat, if you can find it, if you're hip as Johnny Depp... 9-17-03 |
Turncoat
Democrat Benedict Whitmore Hand-in-hand with the Republican gerrymanders, he sells out Democracy to the Pharisees of Texas. 9-6-03 |
A Lovely
Irish Ditty About the PATRIOT Act 9-6-03 |
Wake
Up Mary Lou And smell the coffee, too. Celebrate the economy with Rummy, Cheney, and all your coffehouse chums 9-1-03 |
| Hymn
666 |
Good
News for Democrats (for a Change) Soros puts a price tag on Bush's head: $10M 8-11-03 |
Nuke
Nigeria While we still have time. The fate of the free world depends on it. Oh... wait a second... 8-13-03 |
Geronimo!
A Play in Two Parts (Parts 1 & 2) |
| Fake Purses
Fund Fatwas? A irrationally rational response to the suggestion that Fake Spades fund terrorism. 7-28-03 |
Sheik
Ur Booty's Magic Online Terrorist Casino of the Future! Gambling on terror, courtesy of the Pentagon 7-30-03 |
Tommy
Lee Jones for Governor of Texas Texas needs a good actor in the Capitol! 8-6-03 |
Major
Market Shift Ahead Leading indicators go wild. Maria Bartiromo's hair, for one. 8-6-03 |
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