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 Here's
the ONE turncoat "Texas" "Democratic" Senator, back
from Albuquerque, all served up on a silver platter for you, Governor
Perry! Yum! Yum!
QUESTION: If YOU were in Texas State Senator John Whitmire's shoes, HOW
MUCH would Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry, U.S. House of Representatives
Republican Majority Leader, Tom Delay (a Texan), "Vice President"
Dick Cheney (also a Texan), and "President" (and ex-Texas Governor)
George W. Bush, and the rest of the G.O.P. have to pay YOU to sell out
your (Democratic) Party, your Country, the trust of the people who elected
you, and your very soul; to come back from exile in New Mexico, and hand
the State of Texas (virtually forever) to the Republicans, in their gerrymandering
POWER GRAB? Let's start your answers at $1 Million.
Me? I'd want AT LEAST $ 5 Million. The Republican Party can write a check
for $ 5 Mil. as fast as you or I can write one for five dollars. And,
they wanted this little problem resolved bad!
They only needed ONE of the "Magnificent Eleven" AWOL Texas
Senators to crack, and come back from New Mexico. John Whitmire was, apparently,
their boy! It's lookin' kinda like they had him in their pocket all along.
Governor Perry will call a third special session, probably on Monday.
No matter how hard John Whitmire SAYS he's gonna fight redistricting on
the Texas Senate floor, it won't make a damn bit of difference. And, everybody
knows it already. The Republicans now have a quorum in the Texas Senate.
Texas is gone, too.
A Federal jury was to review the matter this week. But, Johnie's little
trip home has made that a mute point.
California remains in question. But, Schwarzenegger's workin' on it for
the Republicans. There may be a few states where the G.O.P. hasn't tried
one kind of power grab or another. But, at this point, are there enough
left to matter?
So, once again, our QUESTION OF THE DAY:
How much would they have to pay YOU to sell your colleagues, your Party,
your belief system, and your Country down the river (starting at: $1 Million)?
Now, Johnie's probably gonna have to move. He's definitely got to get
a better school for his kids. We don't want the other kids in the classroom
to start in with that: "Your daddy's a whore for Rick Perry! Your
daddy's a whore for Rick Perry!" stuff, now do we?
Maybe he can move up to River Oaks, near George and Barbara, the nice
old couple that spawned "America's greatest failure as President".
He can easily (and he BETTER) change Parties. I'm sure the G.O.P. will
welcome him as truly one of their own.
America has a long-standing tradition of honoring the likes of Benedict
Arnold, Arron Burr, and, John Whitmire. John Whitmire, your name will
live FOREVER, in the hearts of children.
But, Johnie, you better not EVER set foot in the Alamo, again. 'Cause
buddy, you WILL be struck down by lightening! ZOT-T-T-T-T-T-T!!! Remember
the Alamo, Johnie? NOBODY turned tail and ran then, like YOU did, NOW.
NOBODY! That's why the Alamo is the HEART of Texas. What does that make
you, Johnie?
From all us TRUE TEXANS, go to Hell, John Whitmire, or go back up there
to Albuquerque, where you belong!
(c) 2003 Bill Bohannon. all rights reserved
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