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George W. Bush admitted, Wednesday, September 17, 2003, that there was "no evidence that Hussein was involved with the September 11th" attacks. Why haven't you heard about this? Because, other than "The L.A. Times", "The Chicago Tribune", "The Dallas Morning News"(!), and a few other major papers, the story was quickly buried deep in the back pages.* Thank goodness! Well, you can't have the President of the United States of America openly admitting to being a bold-faced liar! He must REALLY be worried about speaking before the U.N., or something. Maybe he thinks he needs to confess to screwing the Country, just like Clinton had to, for screwing Linguinsky. So, we bombed the wrong country. Nobody knows where those silly little countries are, anyhow. They all look the same: oil, sand. It happens. Big deal! Forget about it! But, I'll bet that SOME of you reading this, right this minute, actually are beginning to worry just a little bit about whether or not Our Great Leader, and this Great Country really are on the right path; the path of Truth, Justice and The American Way. Well, by golly, I'm here to tell you WE ARE! I'm here to tell YOU that YOU are one of the really really SPECIAL people, that I KNOW will KEEP THE FAITH in OUR GREAT "PRESIDENT",and OUR GREAT NATION, and OUR FLAG, and OUR TROOPS and the WONDERFUL THINGS he's doing for people ALL OVER the world! YOU'RE going to STAY a TRUE BELIEVER, aren't you? Good! I KNEW I COULD COUNT on YOU!!!! That's why I'm writing YOU, you SPECIAL little person, you, with WONDERFUL NEWS!!! I'm about to make you an EXTRA SPECIAL OFFER. It TRULY IS the CHANCE of a LIFETIME! This is YOUR LUCKY DAY! THIS is THE day YOUR dreams come TRUE! Friend, how would YOU like to be the PROUD OWNER of the BROOKLYN BRIDGE? Hasn't that always REALLY been your deepest childhood dream? 'Fess up now. Hasn't it? Well, it can be YOURS, ALL YOURS for the SPECIAL, ONE TIME price of ONLY $87,000! That's right! I'll sell YOU The Brooklyn Bridge for only $87,000! How can I make such an OUTSTANDING OFFER? Well, let's just say I have "connections". But, that's not important right now. What is IMPORTANT is for YOU to get your check, bank wire, cashier's check, or money order to me A.S.A.P., at the address below. Please don't send cash! There are Aliens working in the Post Office, these days. Think how proud you'll be! Think how much your family, friends, and significant other will be impressed, when you show them YOUR bridge! Wow! Think of the money you'll make from all those cars going across it every day! Maybe you can also charge the boats going underneath it! Charge Japanese Tourists to take pictures of it! You'll be set for life! Money will never be a problem again! I'll send you a deed, and everything, just as soon as your check clears. So, don't delay! Just like an opportunity to invade Iraq, kill 6000 towelheads (half of them, kids), and 300+ American solders for Bectal and Halliburton, and stick the American tax payer with the bill, only comes once or twice in a lifetime, an opportunity like THIS only comes once or twice (a very close friend of mine might also be selling the Golden Gate Bridge, very soon. Stay tuned!). Remember, if you snooze, you lose. SO SEND,OR BRING THAT
$87,000,000,000 CHECK TODAY!
(c) Bill Bohannon all rights reserved
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