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TEXAS MUST NOT BE LEFT BEHIND! ALREADY we are in SECOND place! In fact, TEXAS has NEVER had an ACTOR as GOVERNOR, yet! California has ALREADY had one, Ronald Reagan.
Now, The TERMINATOR, himself, ARNOLD SWARTZENEGGERER, will be their NEW GOVERNOR! That's TWO Actor/Governors for California!
TEXAS, we MUST get RID of Rick Perry!
We don't need just another pretty face! Rick Perry is just a "place holder", put in place by the Republican Machine, after George W. Bush became "President". We don't need another CHEERLEADER for TOM DELAY, and the rest of the Texas Republican Party's GERRYMANDERING drive towards a ONE PARTY Texas!
We need a GOOD ACTOR who will STAND UP to SPACE ALIENS, REAL ALIENS, FUGITIVES, REPUBLICANS, and general BAD GUYS alike!
WE NEED TOMMY LEE JONES, NOW!
Tommy Lee Jones LOVES Texas! Tommy Lee Jones IS Texas! He's a REAL COWBOY, not some "appointed" politician with a cute wife.
True, other than bein' mean to a couple of hard-workin' Texas Law Men, Rick Perry really hasn't done anything much wrong. But then, he really hasn't done anything much AT ALL! He's just like Grey Davis, out in California, HE'S BORING! He even has the same kind of grey, boring name: Rick Perry, Ricky Perry. Does that sound TEXAN to YOU? NO! He looks good on the back of a road map. But, who needs THAT?
Besides, he's an Aggie!
We need a REAL, ROUGH, OSCAR-PREFORMIN' COWBOY as GOVERNOR! We need a man that STANDS TALL in the saddle, and can RIDE ROUGH-SHOD over those evil doers! WE NEED TOMMY LEE JONES!
Let's call Capt.Call to the Governor's Mansion! Let's RECALL Rick Perry to the planes of West Texas!
Folks, America's now RULED by "Men In Black". WHY NOT TEXAS TOO?
Send contributions to: Committee to Recall Rick Perry Due Mostly To Terminal Dullness
Send rest of the money to: Committee To Draft TOMMY LEE JONES as The New STAR of Texas
Government!
Texas, don't let those California fruitcakes get ahead of us again!
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