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Bill Bohannon, 12-18-03 |
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Joy to the world!
We got Saddam!
Let Heaven and Nature sing!
For two hundred billion bucks,
You'd think we'd get Santa Claus!
Not some 'ol bearded fart,
That sleeps out in the dark!
That slee-ee-ee-ps,
That slee-e-e-ps, in a hole, in the dark!
Bush's ass is saved!
The polls will go up.
And he won't have to sweat,
Getting himself (really) elected,
From that, he is protected,
'Cause folks were getting wise,
And time ain't on his side,
'Cause, just like his Da-a-a-dy,
The ec-o-o-no-my won't rise.
Brown and Root is saved!
And so is Bechtel!
Halliburton can relax.
You can see 'ol Cheney and Rumsfeld,
Dan-cing around the o-i-i-il well,
Paying homage to their "god",
Throwing flowers to their god,
Getting drunk, and pay-ing hom-m-age,
To their Devil-god.
Let's ask the Senate,
For more money NOW!
Let Lieberman flo-og the bill!
And Daschle's always fa-a-ast,
To kiss the Devil's ass,
Let's ram that new bill through!
' Hundred billion ought to do,
Throw in ten bil-lion more bucks,
For Enron too!
Crucify Hussein,
In the early Spring!
It'll look GREAT,
On Fox News!
Let his hair get really lo-ong,
Give him white robes and some tho-ongs,
He's the source of all things wrong!
He's the worst thing since King Kong!
He's the rea-a-a-son we closed so many hos-pi-tals!
Send out more troops,
To die for Hal'burton!
It's what they WANT to do!
They're glad to give their li-i-i-ves,
So YOU can take a ride,
In your NEW SUV,
Like the one there on TV,
To pro-ove, to pro-o-ove,
They've kept you FREE!
Nuke gay towel-heads,
For Ba-by Je-sus!
They're ALL just like Saddam!
Just blow 'em all away!
They HATE us anyway!
And, George Bush tried so hard,
To teach them right from wrong,
We've spent ALL this money,
Still it's "YANKEE GO HOME"!
Amen!
(c) 2003 Bill Bohannon all right reserved
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