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URGENT NOTIFICATION From Dr. Condosleezza Rice

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URGENT NOTIFICATION From Dr. Condosleezza Rice

by Bill Bohannon , 10.11.2005

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Dr. Condosleezza Rice
Mining Supervisor
International House of Yellowcakes
Bunghole, Nigeria 91166
Telephone: +666-704-9112001
Fax: +666-207-5048147

E-mail:
HelpI'mBeingHeldPrisonerIna
UraniumMineInNigeria@ihoy.com

NOTE: This message is delivered to your mailbox from the desk of Dr. Condosleezza Rice, International House of Yellowcakes (ihoy), United Commonwealth of Nigeria, Bunghole, Nigeria.

I have contacted you to partake in Business that favour both of us.

Presently the Contract Investigation Committee, Bunghole, Nigeria under the International House of Yellowcake (ihoy) has just reached a new resolution to pay all their Pending Foreign Contractors this end of the year 2005; So I will demand for your information to enlist you among the unpaid contractors that will be paid this year, And after your information has been approved by the board of director in charge; the sum of £25 Million Pounds will be paid into any Bank Account which you provide.

This money has been here accumulating in interest in the National Bank of Nigeria these past three years. The money was first placed in The National Bank of Nigeria by Mr. Chenay and Mr. Liby on behalf of Mr. Saddam Huissain in Iraq; for his upcoming purchase of a big lot of yellow cake uranium in Nigeria, from the Lavender Bunghole Mine Division of The International House of Yellowcakes; for the use in the production of Weapons of Mass Dillusion (a type of Medications prescribed by Possitive Thought - Politically Correct psyciatrists).

The money was not to be able to be released due to the shenanigans of an American Joseph Wilson who gave false report; that no yellow cake exists in Nigeria. This is false statements on part of Mr. Joseph Wilson. We got bouques of yellow cake, far as eye can see! Whole country radioactive. No bird flew here!

I am The REAL Dr. Condosleezza Rice not cheap impostor with bad hair on TV! All my colleagues, Mr. Chenay, Mr. Bush, Papa Bush, Mr. Rummsfeld all honorable men. All of us are victims of identity theft in Nigeria internet scam. Mr. Joseph Wilson and others in Washington, USA are big liars too.

You can trust us here. Fill out form below. Send first Payment to me here now. You be glad soon.

Note: You will be responsible for any tax charges that may occurred during the transfer process of this fund, after that our share rate will be 30% for you, 5% extra to repay you for the expenses made, then 65% will be for me and my colleagues, Messrs Ricardo Chenay, Dom Rummsfeld, Papa Bush, Baby Bush, Karl Roevwade, Thomas Delay and S. Liby.

PROVIDE YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION SUCH AS STATED BELOW; TO ENABLE ME COMMENCE ON THE SUBMITION.

1. NAME..................................................................

2. ADDRESS.........................................................

3. AGE.............................SEX...............................

4. TELEPHONE......................FAX.......................

5. OCCUPATION STATUS...................................

6. FUNDS WISHING TO INVEST: $ ........................................ . 00

7. BANK ............................................................

8. BANK ACCOUNTING NUMBER ............................

Also be informed that this Transaction will take us just 15 working days to accomplish beginning from when I receive your Data's.

FOR MORE INFORMATION MAKE SURE YOU CALL ME ON +666-704-9112001

Best regards,

Dr. Condoslezza Rice

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