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Exactly How Many Smoking Guns do You NEED?

Or is it all just a vast left-wing conspiracy?

Exactly How Many Smoking Guns do You NEED?

by Bill Bohannon , 10.05.2005

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Well, Dick Cheney's under investigation. So is his Adviser, Scooter Libby. And "Bush's Brain," Karl Rove, is too.

Then there's Tom (Throw the Hammer in the Slammer!) DeLay and Bill Frist. Apparently they DO have a real good case against Tommy. And, it looks like the good Dr. Frist did was EXACTLY what Martha Stewart did x 100.

There's also Abramoff and the Indian casino scandals. And then there was, of course, the "unsinkable" Michael Brown at FEMA.

As far as monumental screw-ups on an Olympian scale (that might be construed by any LUCID government as Grounds for Impeachment, due to outright FRAUD, MURDER, IMMORAL ACTS, LYING etc., or the involvement in and/or knowledge of all of the above), we've got: Lying about the Weapons of Mass Destruction, in order to get us involved in a completely useless, oil-driven, astronomically expensive, fraudulent war. There's the useless death of at LEAST 2000 American service personnel and who really KNOWS how many THOUSANDS of Iraqi civilians (the majority of whom were children). There's the unchecked gift of almost all the contracts to rebuild Iraq (which hasn't ever really happened yet) to Halliburton (Dick Cheney). There's the gift of all those nice, clean Iraq MALE prisoners to entertain our troops (with Pentagon approval), at Abu Ghraib Prison, and numerous other American facilities, worldwide (And, you thought Bill Clinton was immoral 'cause he went for Monica Linguinsky?).

There's exposing Valerie Plame, a CIA agent, as a payback to Joe Wilson, for telling the truth about the "missing" yellowcake uranium in Nigeria.

There's the quite PROVABLE rigging of voting machines in Florida and Ohio, plus several other states. (Hello, Democrats?!)

There's the loss of New Orleans, and, say, 500 or so Americans that DROWNED, due to NO federal rescue effort for a week. There's the awarding of the rebuilding contracts from Alabama to Texas, to ... And, the winner is ... Halliburton's Kellogg Brown and Root! Bring on ANOTHER Hurricane! KBR will make billions more! Plus, the loss of Gulf rigs and pipelines drives up the price of gasoline in the summer and natural gas in the winter! And, that helps George Bush, Ken Lay, Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld ... Well, you MUST get the picture, by now (I hope.) Thank you, Jezzus, for givin' us global warmin'!

"What part of NO do you not understand?" Just IMPEACH the lying bastard! After that, the rest of the scum will have to leave too. At least they can't do nearly as much harm. If you don't do it NOW, you KNOW you'll TRY to do it latter. And, you know that will probably be too late. Armed militias tend to interfere with people enacting their legal rights.

Are you waiting on our Democratic Senators in Washington to do something? I'm sure they'll get right on it! You already KNOW what a great job John Kerry does at standing up to George Bush. How about Ted Kennedy? We've been waiting on him to come through, since the 60's. Diane Feinstein? Hillary? They ain't done nothin' YET.

The Republicans know what a pack of lies all this is, too. But hey, they're all getting rich! So, they aren't going to do anything. Neither are the "liberal" "Democrats" that find themselves in a sweet spot. They sold out way back.

Wealth, in a way, IS a "zero sum game". There can always be more wealth (and, they can and WILL print more funny money, for sure). But the PERCENTAGE of wealth can and WILL (if we let these criminal STAY in there) get more and more skewed to the RULING Republican class. And, YOUR life and "retirement" will get harder and harder. And BTW, think how much your kids will love you for NOT standing up to these pigs! Think how much fun their lives are going to be.

Look, our Fore Fathers (ALL 4 Fathers!) wrote it down (BY HAND) in the Constitution, that, "When, in the course of human events, ..." " the truth gets down to be lies, and all the joy inside you dies ...", YOU, Mr. and Mrs. Average American Citizen, out there in Happy Acres Vista Del Mar Estates, have the RIGHT to petition YOUR leaders (as LAME, brain dead and spineless as they may have become by now) to GET RID OF THIS PACK OF CROOKS!

The damn Republicans tried to impeach Clinton just for having sex with a woman. The Republicans may have small, conservative, born-again brains and NO morals at all (as these last four and a half fun-filled years have so clearly shown); but, by golly, they've got a LOT more SPINE than the Democrats!

WE'VE GOT ENOUGH ON THE BUSH "ADMINISTRATION" TO IMPEACH THEM A HUNDRED TIMES OVER! How much more are YOU going to take, and WHY are you continuing to take it?

YOU, Ms and Mr. Average Voter, have GOT TO do it for YOURSELF. After all, YOU'RE the one getting screwed here! Are your representative leaders going to step up to the plate for you? Duh ... Have they YET?

The link below takes you to a nice, safe website, where you can contribute a little money to pay for a national polling agency to take a DEPENDABLE, UNRIGGED, FAIR and BALANCED poll, as to whether it's time to retire Rainman and the Armageddon Gang to Crawford, Texas. That's all this is. You can contribute some money, and feel like YOU actually did something, even though you really didn't (i.e.: It's right down your alley!).

The "Administration" of George W. Bush, if permitted to fester and grow in office until 2008, will have put America (You, me, and your great, great grand kids) in debt 150% of ALL the debt that the United States of America incurred (Revolutionary War, Civil War, Great Depression, WWI, WWII, Korea, 'Nam etc.) from 1776 until Florida 2000.

ASK what you actually CAN do for YOUR country (if you'll get off your butt)! YOU can STOP these sumbags NOW!

http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/polling

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