Frank Ray Davis' Freedom Fest
August 24, 2005
Frank Ray Davis' freedomfest is found regularly on DemocracyMeansYou.com.
Bow-wow to Oink-oink: Just in your lifetime you've seen the American economic system change from a dog-eat-dog scramble to a hog-eat-hog shambles. To anyone who buys more ham than hot-dogs this may pass as progress.
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Take a Good Look: You've heard, of course, of the goose that laid golden eggs and was killed by a hungry hog who wanted all the gold right-now. If you think this is just a fanciful fairy tale, look around you.
Amerika*
My country 'tis of me,sweet land of liberty
to grab what's mine.
Land where our fathers died,
to make a buck they tried.
From strip-mined mountain sides
let freedom ring--MINE!
(*Up-graded, in the spirit of the bottom line,
from patriotic hymn to patriotic me)
Perk-up Perk; Dubya Bush is the world's leading president...in vacations. A quarter of his mandate, according to the Washington Post, has been spent resting up from the arduous task of sinking America to a second-rate power.
Maybe you'll say, "Good, while he's on vacation he'll damage the country less." But no... He's put together a wrecking crew as efficient at turning back the clock to Herbert Hoover as he himself is. They'll keep the home fires burning... burning your butt.
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Job Prospects: For messing up Texas they appointed him President. After he and his wreckiing crew have loused up America, what's his reward? Satan's job? Or maybe even The Big One?
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Geographic Super-feat: Say what you will about Dubya he did accomplish a
remarkable feat: He mired down a whole great nation in a quagmire in a desert.
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All Heil the Chief: After a long series of atrociously bad appointments of judges and other officials people are wondering, "Doesn't Dubya know anybody but weirdball stragglers from the right-field foul line?"
But hold on; take pity. Dubya is not entirely to blame for his monstrous selections. The main culprit is that Adolf-Hitler agenda of his.
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Gas Up, Dubya Down: Gas prices have revved up again. Pays to have a petroleum prince in the White House. Doesn't pay US though, and we are The People.
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Sexual Rights vs. Human Rights: The Cardinal of Guadalajara is in a blood-red rage over a wallet-size card listing sexual rights, issued by the State Commission on Human Rights. He claims this immoral document fosters homosexuality.
But, Cardinal, according to your own church's doctrine our bodies belong to God, not to us. If God infuses some bodies with homosexual genes, what's YOUR beef? If you don't like the way God acts take it up with Him not the news media.
And who should be better qualified than you for this task? Dubya Bush, a mere layman, talks with God whenever he has a problem. That's why he never makes mistakes.
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Notable Quotables: -"Asociating Islam with terrorism is wrong. The non-Moslem world should recognize that those who kill in the name of religion are not religious." - President Hamid Karzai
"Under Bush-administration, Wal-mart philosophy, employees are liabilities, not assets."--Unionist Chris Clarke
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