Saddams Undies are FOR SALE
Get yours today!
NORTH CAROLINA, NEAR CAMP LEJEUNE—Now, through a special arrangement with the US military, once again cleverly circumventing the quaint Geneva Conventions, DMY has acquired a limited number of Saddam’s own underwear for sale here in the US.
These are none but the best quality briefs worn by the one-time leader of the Iraqi Republic, and now prisoner-of-war-powers-act, the Madman of the Desert himself, which he has personally silk screened with his own image on the crotch, packed for you and shipped them back to the good ol’ US of A for a good cause--in order to fund his legal defense, which he can’t afford without his ill-gotten blood-soaked gains.
That’s right, George W. Bush has made an honest man out of Saddam, and he’s working for a living just like millions of good, strong, God-fearing Americans, just like you!
Each pair of skivvies is personally and lovingly hand-packed by the man himself, and comes with a certificate of authenticity and thank you note personally signed by Saddam specially for you, the Victorious Westerner.
SADDAM’S UNDIES ARE AVAILABLE IN BOTH MEN’S AND WOMEN’S STYLES IN SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE, AND X-LARGE FOR YOUR UNDERWEAR PLEASURE, thanks to DOJ-approved Guantanamo-style interrogation techniques to extract information from terrorists like him.
Get your own pair for only $15 today! (A STEAL at just 21,300 new Iraqi dinars)
Only available here!
http://www.democracymeansyou.com/page/DS/PROD/SPECIALS/UNDIES-SaddamDISCLAIMER: Since we have not been to Iraq or even know where Saddam is, we cannot guarantee whether these undies were actually worn by Saddam Hussein or not. They could have been worn by Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, or others, or, in fact, no one at all. They may or may not have ever even been in Iraq or anywhere in the vicinity of Saddam Hussein. The silk screening may or may not have been done by Saddam, Donald, Condi, or special-needs children in Texas. Signature may or may not be real or forged. We offer no real promise of authenticity except that these are actually authentic underwear with an authentic silk screen of Saddam Hussein’s head on the authentic crotch. But yes, they are authentically for sale in the DMY store, propagandacentral.com.
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Donny Goldman is the Assistant Editor and occasional contributing writer for DMY.
