Republicans Claim Victimy in 2005!
See why for typical Republicans, winning is just a series of unfortunate events
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by Republican Monitor , 01.19.2005 Buy Fantastic Progressive Stickers, Buttons, Tees, and more!
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Despite controlling the White House, the Congress and the Supreme Court, for us Republicans it has been a series of unfortunate events.
Every time some fool gets laid off we have to pay the unemployment and welfare
We are the victims here.
When there is a big natural disaster we are expected to send food, medicine and supplies. That stuff costs us money.
We are the victims here.
When some ghetto Crip shoots a gangbanger Blood he goes to jail for years and years. Free food and housing at our expense.
We are the victims here.
Spoiled American employees now expect health insurance via their job. Do you know how much insurance takes off the bottom line and the profit margin?
We are the victims here.
Hospitals routinely admit people to the emergency room who do not have insurance. Well guess who pays for that?
We are the victims here.
Welfare moms complain that food stamps are not enough to feed their kids. Well they should have thought about that before they chose to be poor. Now we pay for it.
We are the victims here.
We have to suffer with a bicameral legislature. The two party system is so ineffective. A government controlled by a single Republican party would be so much more efficient. It is so difficult in enact appropriate legislation.
We are the victims here.
Consumers are still able to sue under product liability laws. These cases are so very costly and it is so expensive to test for product safety.
We are the victims here.
The nursing homes are filled with non-productive high-dollar-leeches just sucking the money out of our hands.
We are the victims here.
We are the true compassionate conservatives and we offer the following help to get you off our backs.
1. Don’t be poor. Invest your trust fund in defense stocks.
2. Get a prep school education. Illiteracy, dyslexia, low IQ, English language learners; these are all superstitions made up by the liberals to keep you down. We recommend a MBA from an Ivy League school specializing in energy, or a law degree specializing in acquisitions and mergers.
3. Eliminate the welfare state. Get rid of Social Security. Get rid of food stamps. Get rid of Medicaid. Get rid of free public education.
4. Eliminate the two party system, so we can gain effective control and pass real quality legislation.
These things will greatly reduce the burden on us poor, disenfranchised Republicans.
God Bless and Thank You For Your Support
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