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Ethics Is NOT A Family Value, Apparently

Which begs the question, what is, then?

Ethics Is NOT A Family Value, Apparently

by J Klein , 01.04.2005

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Wow. So the GOP leadership has decided to can some of the most heinous ethics committee rule proposals. The changes would have allowed, specifically, Tom DeLay, who’s been slapped on the hand with serious ethics violations THREE times this year, to continue being the House Majority Leader despite ethics violations or convictions.

The stated reason? Because they don’t want to give the Democrats ammunition against them.

I’ll say that again because it really creates a context for the GOP leadership’s behavior. The primary reason they decided to change the rules was to prevent the Democrats from using it as ammunition against the Republican leadership and the Republican members of the ethics committee.

If something sounds vaguely wrong to you about that, it’s most likely this: The problem wasn’t that it’s unethical to change ethics rules to allow unethical people to continue positions of legislative leadership (legislative means LAW-MAKING, by the way, not law-breaking, and you might expect law makers to have some respect for the law) , but the problem was that being unethical—in the ethics committee, no less—gave unwanted ammunition to their opponents.

I’m floored. I shouldn’t be, but its just sooooo flagrant and ironic.

And the flagrant irony doesn’t even end there…

There’s a pattern here.

Take a good, close look at the last 30 years’ history of American politics. Over the last four it’s even worse. The Republican Party has consistently showed a knack for the nastiest, dirtiest political tricks in history. Hell, Karl Rove even used to teach classes to young brown shirt Republicans on Nixon-style dirty tricks. Do some reading on Rove. He learned it from Nixon and Lee Atwater, and others—in addition to apparently having lots of hatred left over from having been an angry, pudgy, socially retarded teen.

So-called conservatives complain that if they don’t use dirty tricks, that liberals will. That way it becomes self-defense. Or self-offense, anyway. Or preemptive war. Bullies (and politicians) have used that one on the world’s playgrounds throughout history. I think on the ground level, it’s become a type of paranoia that so-called conservatives believe that so-called family and American values are under attack, and that everyone is out to get them, get their money, their kids, churches, jobs, what have you. I believe it’s sincere. I believe many everyday Republican-voters are truly afraid of these things. But I also believe that at the upper levels of right-wing politics, this fear is created, fostered, and nurtured by people like Karl Rove, Cheney, and Bush because it rallies the people who feel threatened to action, and creates a smokescreen for further, intentional blurring of the limits of ethical political behavior.

The ostensible reason the GOP leadership gave for the rule changes in the ethics committee in the first place was that they were afraid of Democratic usage of ethics investigations for political purposes. Hm. Remember a guy named Clinton? I do, and I hope your memory’s not so short that you don’t. If that was ANYTHING other than a political witch hunt, then Tom DeLay’s ass cheeks are made of green cheese—from France.

Adversaries of Karl Rove—especially in Texas, where he set up shop for years—have wound up on the wrong side of ethics investigations for piddling technicalities or rumors so many times that it might as well be the punch line for a tired Texas knock-knock joke. Knock knock. Who’s there? Ethics Investigator! Ethics Investigator who? Democrat Ethics Investigator! Ho, that’s funny!

It’s standard operating procedure for Rove. There’s even a law enforcement guy in Texas who pretty much does full time investigations of ethics violations. All—or nearly all—on Democrats, apparently. Now, sure politicians are a crooked breed, but who can possibly believe that Democrats are so much worse in Texas that investigators only have time to investigate Dems. Right…

As I said, the alleged reason for the rules changes was to avoid misuse of the process for political attacks. Remember the International Criminal Court? The official reason Republicans (especially) hate—or fear—it is that they supposedly believe it would be misused to prosecute Americans for political reasons. Of course, America has done many things over they years to provide decades of legitimate investigation by a criminal court, whether you start in Iran during the 1950s, Chile in the 1970s, or a whole host of other examples you can find anywhere. Which might just make the unofficial reason for their position against the ICC that Republicans don’t believe in accountability—especially for other Republicans like Kissinger and friends.

At about the same moment as DeLay himself asked for the ethics committee rules to be revisited, President Bush himself pleaded for a reduction in partisanship on the hill, and expressed his hopes that Dems and Republicans could work together for the benefit of the American people.

The energy bills, campaign finance reform, Medicare prescription reform, and pretty much all other bills passed through congress these last four years have been created in closed Republican committees, which means there was NO Democratic input, and forced through congress using sheer numbers and strong-arm tactics. Thousand page bills were released hours before a forced vote, not allowing time for congress members to even thoroughly investigate what they were told to vote on by GOP leadership.

Check the congressional and senate record for hundreds of instances of these and other totally and completely anti-democracy and exclusionary tactics. One of the ethics violations DeLay was chided for was misusing House rules to keep open a vote on the Medicare bill for hours (rather than the standard minutes), and bribing then threatening a Republican congressman to change his vote.

And all the while, Republican leadership and attack dogs are screaming about obstructionist Democrats. It’s perfect. And people believe it because they either don’t have time to check out the facts, or don’t want to.

Yes, Republicans are afraid that Democrats will use ethics committees for political gain—because that is what Republicans in particular have done, increasing at a terrifying rate, for years. They are afraid that someone will use their own weapons against them, whether in international circles through the ICC, or here at home, with ethics committees and investigations.

All this and so much more comes from the self-declared defenders of Decency™, Ethics™, the American Soul™, and so-called Family Values™.

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J Klein is the creator of DemocracyMeansYou and occasionally writes and pens cartoons for the site. He lives in an undisclosed location in North Carolina with Dick Cheney.

DemocracyMeansYou was started as both an artistic response to the ubiquitous flag stickers after 9/11 (the THINK sticker was the impetus for the whole shebang), and a forum for liberal and progressive opinion, humor (always important), and inspiring / urging / demanding participation in the democratic process.

He has written for various publications and websites over the years, has worked as a licensed Psychiatric Technician with both the mentally ill and the developmentally disabled; worked as a mechanic for several years; worked for local government promoting ridesharing and alternative transportation in California; quantifying school accountability for California schools; and marketing writing and web design.