ACTION: Send Bush A Lump of Coal for Xmas
He's been about as bad as you can get
If anyone's been bad, it's been little Georgie Walker Bush, and no one we know deserves a lump of coal in his stocking more than Georgie (and of course, Dick, Condi, Donald, and anyone else you care to add to the list).
We know there's only a short time before Xmas, so get on it! If you don't have access to a coal mine anywhere, you can send part of a charcoal briquette—just make sure it's NOT NOT NOT one of the "self lighting" kinds that's embedded with starter fluid. That would most likely be a felony to send through the mail.
And to make it doubly sweet, some have suggested that you put your local Republican representative or senator's name and address as the return address in case it doesn't get there. We don't recommend that 'cuz we're not sure if it's legal but it's up to you. Write whatever you want inside or outside about why George deserves a lump of coal in his stocking.
| Dubya's addresses | |
|---|---|
| George W. Bush The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington DC 20500 |
George W. Bush 43 Prairie Chapel Ranch Crawford, TX 76638 |
For your district representative's or state senator's address to put as the return address, go to:
http://www.house.gov/house/MemberWWW_by_USA_Map.shtml
http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm
Send this to everyone you know and stoke the coal today!!
The fact that we even feel the need to place this disclaimer as protection for us is ridiculous and speaks to the egregious policies and politics of this administration.
Obviously, DemocracyMeansYou is not and cannot be responsible for your actions or judgements. We mean no harm to anyone through this action but are rather making a clear political statement that we feel the President and his administration's actions have been deplorable and deserve censure--AND no Christmas presents.
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Donny Goldman is the Assistant Editor and occasional contributing writer for DMY.
