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Republican Monitor on Hip Hop vs. Republicans

Condi's In Da House

Republican Monitor on Hip Hop vs. Republicans

by Republican Monitor , 11.27.2004

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Many in the Hip Hop community and those who purport to live the thug lifestyle often feel left out of the political process. They feel that they lack an authentic voice in politics; that no one speaks directly to them. However thanks to George Bush’s race neutral administration one of the most powerful people in the world is black. Therefore, Ms Rice has generously offered to bridge this racial divide that exists in America and provide a political message with genuine street cred.

Yo homies, Coni Rice is in da house
George Bush is the biggest Gang Banger in the world, he is the Original Gansta
Everyone tries to bag on him but Bush is down wit it
To Osama I say boo-ya
Bush is tite and Cheney is sic
Bush says to Saddam, I gonna cap you
Bush is the Playa wit Flava
Bush Got Game
Our weapons are hella bad
We’re just giving terrorists a break using soliders, next time we’re gonna sic the Crips and the Bloods on ‘em
Bush is my homeboy
Nobody is gonna dis our Hood
With the tax cuts you can get your Rolex iced out
I’m gonna Jack you
Our bombs got the Juice
The Congress is in our control and getting jiggy
We Pimped out the religious right to win this election
Now we can really Dis the liberals
Tax cuts are phat
It’s not the new morality it’s just Old school
Coni is The #1 Fly girl
The White House is the coolest Crib
Bush is my Cuz


The New Supreme Court will be Anti-Leftist-Liberal our (AL2 Crew)
The Congress is our posse
The Selective Service for personal bodyguards
Osama: Wack him, just wack him
Hummers are Da bomb
More Tax cuts equals: Bling bling

-RESPECT

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