The Republican Monitor
On the election...
November 16th, 2004
Editor Awoh T. Tocs"I earned capital in this campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it…It is my style." President George Bush accepting his 2004 election.
This means you owe us for voting for Bush. This means you gave us your bag of money and told us to do with it as we please. This means we are going to screw you middle-class rural religious folks like you have never been screwed before and make you say you like it.
His four main plans are to: reform Social Security, simplify the tax code, curb malpractice lawsuits and fight the war on terror
1. He will place your Social Security into the stock market into shares like Enron. All those of us who now have stock will see our value skyrocket when your Social Security money goes into the market. Then the market will crash when you all pull it out to retire, so you will get nothing.
2. He will restructure the tax code so you, the middle class, will pay the largest US debt ever and protect us millionaires from that debt.
3. He will give corporate protection to your health insurance providers so they do not have to provide the medical services they promised in their policies. He will strive to eliminate companies from providing you insurance in the first place.
4. He will send your children to war to die with the perpetual war policy. Saddam, the man who did not have Weapons of Mass Destruction, has been captured; but Osama Bin Laden, the man who admits to backing the September 11 terrorists, is still free. The majority of troops are in Iraq not Afghanistan where Osama was last seen. The troops are not in Pakistan or Korea who have nuclear weapons nor are they in Saudi Arabia the homeland of most of the 9/11 terrorists. Bush’s goal is not to win this war but to set up a perpetual war like Israel has with its neighbors. Only in a state of constant war can you gain control over a fearful public.
The religious community believes that Bush will now grant their wishes. Abortion will never be outlawed. If abortion is outlawed then all you good church people will go back to running soup kitchens, homeless shelters and mercy hospitals. Once you start thinking about the downtrodden you will become social activists again demanding social services for the poor. The Republican ability to market and sway you folks is nothing short of miraculous. In this election we convinced 11 states to vote to ban gay marriage in places where gays could not even get married. We got you to vote to ban something that wasn’t even there.
He will cut the funding for the public schools your kids attend. No Child Left Behind means pushing all the kids back to the lowest level. This program is so unwieldy that some states have opted to forgo federal money to get out of the program. This is exactly what we want. We want all states to forgo this money. We want to eliminate the Department of Education and all federal funding for schools. This means poor rural areas (those of you who voted for Bush) will only have local funds from the poor folk. It will further our plan to escalate the culture war by eliminating the opportunity for undesirables from the wrong side of the track to get an education. Thus assuring that our own C-student children, like George, can get into the best universities and take the best jobs.
Here are just some of our plans to change the Constitution. These are not satire see at http://www.usconstitution.net/constamprop.html
Repeal 22nd amendment so Bush can do 4 terms just like FDR.
Amend Article II of the Constitution to allow for any person who has been a citizen of the United States for twenty years or more to be eligible for the Presidency so Schwarzenegger can become president after Bush.
These are not just the ranting of some right wing nut job, these are items that Congress has already proposed; here is a sample of least 14 more proposed amendments:
28th Amendment to restrict marriage in all states to be between a man and a woman and to ban gay marriage.
29th Amendment to put prayer in public schools
30th Amendment to make English the official language and ban any governmental forms in other languages
31st Amendment to ban flag burning to disallow the desecration of the U.S. Flag
32nd Amendment to guarantee the right to use the word "God" in the Pledge of Allegiance and the national motto
33rd Amendment to declare that life begins at conception and that the 5th and 14th amendments apply to unborn children and to grant legal protections to unborn children (personally I believe the unborn should also have the right to bear arms)
34th Amendment to prohibit abortion with mandatory prison time for offenders
35th Amendment to prohibit courts from instructing any state or lower government to levy or raise taxes
36th Amendment to repeal the 16th amendment and specifically prohibit an income tax
37th Amendment to force a three-fifths vote for any bill that raises taxes
38th Amendment to allow Congress to pass legislation to allow the Supreme Court to remove federal judges from office
39th Amendment to remove automatic citizenship of children born in the U.S. to non-resident parents
40th Amendment to enable or repeal laws by popular vote
41st Amendment to make English the official language of the United States
