Ian Kleinfeld
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Toons
      Level Playing Field, Republican Style
Postcard from Iraq An unfortunately relevant sketch from back in Nov 2003 that I didn't think was funny enough to make into a cartoon. Hm. Warhead Mission Accomplice
Transformation in Iraq Lynching the U.S. Rugged Individualism The Problem with Flagwaving
Tone Down the Rhetoric No Leaks Here! How to tell a reporter from a terrorist Michael Jackson Toy

 

Serious Writings
Satire
Will Gun Packing Republicans Shoot Holes in the Big Apple?
Shouldn’t they be searched first, seeing as they actually are likely to HAVE weapons and use them? 8-22-04
Win At Any Cost
The real right wing way to level the playing field, without rules, laws, respect, or consistency
8-21-04
Senate Provides for Emergency Exceptions to Separation of Church and State
3-1-02

Some of Our Best Customers Are Black
Nissan created an incredibly tacky ad campaign for Black History Month, 2003. We couldn't resist translating the subtext.
3-12-03
David Brooks Perfects Hypocrisy
In 25 Insults or More
6-28-04
Florida Republicans Should Use Absentee Ballots, Says GOP
But touch screens are good enough for the Dems
6-28-04

Lynne Cheney Furious:
Dick's been cut off

Clinton blamed. What the hell are we talking about? Find out...
3-1-02

Ashcroft's Nightmare
Trembling Titties Torment Tyrant
5-02
The "F Word"
Is it fascism yet? What is fascism? Is it the right word?
10-29-03
Christian, Conservative & Compassionate
Is the administration any of these things?
5-11-04
Saudi Car Bombing Suspects Found
Rogue Terror Group Responsible
6-20-03
The Speech Bush Should Have Given to the UN
About Regime Change
2-03
America as Gang-Banger
Will Unca Sam pop a nuclya cap in yo ass? Bad Role Model. Bad!
8-18-03
The Left Needs A Rhetorical Haircut
Demonstrating is crucial, but the movement needs an upgrade in a big way (Peace 2.0?) It's the 21st century, remember?
9-20-02
Israel Retaliates for Palestinian Reprisals Over Israeli Retribution
Again...
Timeless
Voldemort's Plans In Washington Move Forward
"Muggle Enslavement On Schedule" says Dark Lord
8-1-03
A Tale of Three Countries
Israel and India follow the US lead in "No tolerance for anyone's violence but our own."
12-15-01
Our first article, still relevant
What's in a Name?
More than you think.

The importance of a new moniker for what's mistakenly called "conservative"
2-15-02
   
Guns on Planes for Lucky, Friend
Truth is stranger than fiction
3-02
     
       

 

 

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